Yo, check it out - we've got this crazy concoction called "EUPHORIA". It's like a party in a bottle, mixing spirits with cannabis, cocaine, and wormwood. It's not your grandma's vodka or gin – this is a whole different vibe.

Now, let me hit you with some family history. We've been in the booze game since 1920, rocking it four generations deep, thanks to our main man Albin Hill. And guess what? We're not just any spirit hustlers; we're the kings of cannabis in Europe, pumping out over 600 products with our EUPHORIA brand in the last 12 years. We practically invented the cannabis spirit game – beat that!

So, why should you jump on this wild ride and start slinging EUPHORIA? Simple – it practically sells itself. People can't resist the madness, and it won't break the bank. Stick it on the shelf, and watch the magic happen. Tired of peddling the same old Finlandia vodka and Bozkov tuzemak? Spice things up and ride the profit wave with us.

Quality to go with mind-blowing ideas and killer design, for your peace of mind? We're talking six times filtered vodka, distilled absinthe and the gin – the same good stuff that Hendricks and Monkey 47 swear by. No shady potato vodka or fake absinthe here, pal. It tastes as good as it looks, guaranteed.

Why now, you ask? Weed's going mainstream, getting the green light in countries left and right – Canada, Thailand, and more jumping on the bandwagon - Germans and Czechs. And you know alcohol never goes out of style. It's the perfect moment for spirits that taste like freedom. Who'd have thought you could snag our cannabis goodies at Kaufland, Lidl, and Edeka? Well, surprise – they're eating it up! Get in on the action, or keep sipping on that outdated vodka. Your call!